From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl.
Questions to ask a breeder:
• 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs?
• 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable?
• 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living?
• 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay?
• 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies?
• 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound?
